I sit in my room and contemplate
how I might contribute to a more perfect human race.
but instead I just stay inside and I masturbate,
In my room...
In my room I like to watch T.V., I pretend that's me on stage
I'm accepting another Grammy, you see in here I create my own realities
In my room, in my room...
There's always somethin' happenin' in my room...
Murdered an ant in my room and I feel like it's killing me
Murdered an ant in my room and I'm scared that he's haunting me
Murdered an ant in my room but he lives on in infamy....
I try to get out, I should just get off my ass and go
and why can't I keep a girlfriend?
yes I'll always be alone.
and I picture the ideal woman and would
be happy to stay at home
In my room, in my room...
There's always somethin' happenin' in my room...
Murdered an ant in my room and I feel like it's killing me
Murdered an ant in my room and I'm scared that he's haunting me
Murdered an ant in my room and he lives on in infamy....
I whacked him with the remote control from my broken T.V.,
Murdered an ant in my room and I feel like it's killing me.
Brian Alex: vocals/guitars
Ajax Ray O'Vaque: drums/mellotron/harpsicord/noise/beat box
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