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Issue 47, Winter 2000

After the lights went down

Phoenix, December 18, 1999
A journey to the dark side... Warren's hotel room (report by Cindy Croft).

After the show we grabbed a bite to eat and had a drink, then went to their hotel. We found Wes and he asked us to join him. Then Warren came in and we told him we wanted to continue drinking but the bar had closed so he asked all of us to his room to raid the mini bar. Nick came in but just continued on to his room.

Onto Warren's room as about 10 of us squish into the elevator with Warren & Wes. Upon entering Warren's room, he gave each girl a long stemmed red rose (there was 1 guy there, Jason, besides W & W). Warren & Wes were so funny! They were both toasted. Then Warren decides to change from his show clothes, so strips down to his underwear, to which he quickly corrects my comment about him being in his underwear. "It's a Speedo, it's a bathing suit." Same thing Warren! You're wearing it as undies! He then discovers Valerie's pink fuzzy hat and swipes it from her head, although he gives her one of his hats so she won't be embarrassed of her extreme hat hair. He is now parading round in his Speedo and a pink fuzzy cowboy hat singing bits from the Village People! Can we all say YMCA? We still didn't have drinks so he calls the desk and says "Hi, I'm a homosexual in a pink cowboy hat and I need the key to my mini bar". Some poor soul from the desk was there instantly with the key.

Back in the living room with drinks, Warren finally decides to put on some pants. So he is literally standing so close in front of me that I could have bitten his ass without even moving. He has the tiniest little ass! He puts his pants on and the back pockets have flaps on them and they were kind of wrinkled up so I fixed them... and he goes "Are you playing with my ass?"

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